People Who Need People
Shelly cries me a river on Feminist Mormon Housewives:
Translation: “Waaah. Waaah. I want attention! Give me attention *now* because my marriage is falling apart!”
Those who rely on random people on the internet to provide moral support and advice in such situations are unfathomably weak individuals. With this brand of mentality, there is no doubt that Shelly will find herself in situations even worse than her current plight as she stumbles her way through life.
Fortunately for us, we have the intrepid writers at FMH to exploit Shelly (and others like her) as fodder for their estrogen-overloaded community.
They get to play Dr. Phil, she gets to be an attention whore.
I, on the other hand, get a cheap laugh and a pause to thank deity that I’m not tied down to one of these anti-depressant pill-popping lards.
It’s win, win!
August 16th, 2006 in Commentary |



